MadLettuce SEO - Get Found In Google
SEO is "Search Engine Optimisation" and strangely enough is all about optimizing your website for search engines.
We can do all sorts of cool stuff on your exisiting pages including funny lines of code in the background that nobody sees, juggling bits of text around and having a chat with Google and other search engines on your behalf to tell them all about you and where you can be found.

What we offer as a service for 160EUR or 160GBP(for smaller sites) is to bring your page upto industry standards in terms of SEO. We will not promise you a million visitors, a million sales or to be top of the pops in Google. Anyone who does has a bigger sense of humour than we do. But we will enhance your site and leave you with the tools to monitor its progress and visitor behaviour. Later on the information gathered can be used by you to plan future strategies.
That's just what I need. How can we do this, I need web traffic NOW!
Contact us for more details. First consultation is free, we simply ask that you pay the bar tab. Meetings can be arranged for the cafe next to our design studio (1,20 for a coffee*) or a nightclub of our choice(15 bucks entrance, 9 bucks a Vodka Tonic*). We're in the Coventry and Warwickshire are but all SEO work can be done remotely without any problems at all.
*Nightclubs, cafes and bars reserve the right of entry and the right to change prices, overcharge and short-change.